Legal Advice?

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:

This is how i see the things.

I get drunk.
I get logged in.
I get to posting my topics.
I want to wait for my buddies (to have my back...they never do)
I get plungered in the threads I start
I get thrown down in the threads I start
I get my ass handed to me in the threads I start.
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Quick review for ya...

[Adept]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by smackaholic:
Inept, do you have a video of this arse whoopin you found yourself on the wrong side of? You admit to being cocked. So, just lay there......... like a good meatstick.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

How the hell would i have a video? I don't even have the police report yet! And the only video i would have would be property of the bar - i'm sure they wouldn't just hand it over. And the likly hood of them having cameras is slim to none due to the fact that the bar is the slummiest place in town!

The worst part about this is that last summer i started drinkin 151 (for those who don't know it is a 75.5% rum from Bacardi) and ever since those few bottles over those few months i don't remember a thing when i am drunk.

So...
1) I don't know if i did do something other than drink too much to get kicked out (i.e. puke in the washroom or something)
2) I have to rely on my friends for their account of what happened (and may have to track down some witnesses)
3) My police statement was hilarious because i was still drinking (Went back to my friends apartment) and i was so mad, but i couldn't remember!

Bad news all around.

Another question - for medically savvy people.

1) Should i go to the hospital to get my chin looked at. The split is like 1 1/16" long and at its widest point is almost a 1/4"

2) How long will it take to heal. I have to work next weekend, will i still have a scab?

[Adept's Mother]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by The_Publics_Opinion:
Why dont you make like your mother and start to slowly die from a degenerative disease. We dont want to hear lies of your pathetic little shitstain of a life. GO FUCK YOURSELF </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

That.....is....not.....nice.....go....get....em... .adept.....struggling....to....speak.....must..... get.....rest.....-------------------------------

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
The worst part about this is that last summer i started drinkin 151 (for those who don't know it is a 75.5% rum from Bacardi) </font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

We know. We are not all 18. But thanks for educating us with your alcohol knowledge and obvious prowess at handling the drink.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:

2) I have to rely on my friends for their account of what happened (and may have to track down some witnesses)</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Earlier posted by Adept:

My buddy went to gather the rest of my friends so we could leave. After my buddy left to fetch the rest of my buddies, 2 bouncers grabbed me by the arms and dragged me up the stairs.</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm not attorney, but how do you expect your buddies to have an account of what happend?

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 18, 2002 01:40 PM: Message edited by: yt1300inHtown ]</font>

[bbqjones]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:


The split is lke1 1/16" long and at its widest point is almost a 1/4"

2) How long will it take to heal. I have to work next weekend, will i still have a scab?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


errr, ummm, chuckle , chuckle , snort, forget it, too easy.

[lovebuzz!]

That you would even ask any of these tools for advice, (and legal advice ? HA !) is about where you really started skeering me. Nevermind that your dipshit friends shoulda had your back (gay ass) at the bar...

[ElGRANDPEEHOLE]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by 108:
Nevermind that your dipshit friends shoulda had your back (gay ass) at the bar...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

That would have been next to impossible. The bouncers had his upper sigmoid totally filled.
Besides his Hushpuppy, crumbcake eating faggot ass friends were too busy serviceing one another to notice Inept getting his ass handed to him, like cum rags at a Guy Fawkes spin the bottle party.

[Adept]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by yt1300inHtown:
I'm not attorney, but how do you expect your buddies to have an account of what happend?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

By the time he cameb back (8 seconds later) i was half way up the stairs.

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:


By the time he cameb back (8 seconds later) i was half way up the stairs.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


And they what, just stood there?

[Adept]

Regarding my cum swilling partners not having my back.

Heres the deal. Im glad they didn't because we all would be pretty smashed up. We were all really drunk, and i am the only one that would have a chance at the bouncers (most of my friends can't fight).

I maight round up the odd friends that can fight and go sober next time and hand out some asses instead of receiving them.